Shannon and Kris embark on a cross country road trip, to put back the pieces of their strained friendship. But it all falls apart when their car breaks down in Kain, Arizona. A place where you can check in anytime you want, but you can never leave.

The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon “Slammin'” Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

During a trip to Germany to scatter their grandfather’s ashes, German-American brothers Todd and Jan discover Beerfest, the secret Olympics of downing stout, and want to enter the contest to defend their family’s beer-guzzling honor. Their Old Country cousins sneer at the Yanks’ chances, prompting the siblings to return to America to prepare for a showdown the following year.

When a serial killer interrupts the fun at the swanky Coconut Pete’s Coconut Beach Resort — a hedonistic island paradise for swingers — it’s up to the club’s staff to stop the violence … or at least hide it!

Five bored, occasionally high and always ineffective Vermont state troopers must prove their worth to the governor or lose their jobs. After stumbling on a drug ring, they plan to make a bust, but a rival police force is out to steal the glory.